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Wet Blinker

Hitting a blinker off a dab pen while you're indulging in alcoholic beverages.
"Hey bro, I'm wasted as fuck lemme hit a wet blinker"
by SkylarSpaghetti July 18, 2025
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Lucky Blinker

When you rip a cart for 7 seconds, hold for 7, hit it for 7 again and then inhale and hold for another 7.
It is said it grants immense luck inside of the smoke of a lucky blinker...
Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: Yoooo Bro Did you see that new Cart trick its called the Lucky Blinker
Weed Smoking Hooligan 2: Nah lemme try this its probably light brah! *takes Lucky Blinker* Oh shit *cough* what the hell is that? *100 dollar bill flutters down and emerges from the smoke*

Weed Smoking Hooligan 1: OH MY GOD THE RUMORS ARE TRUE!!! gimme that shit.
by Django Peterson. November 12, 2025
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Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
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that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.
Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro
by Grammar Error August 14, 2023
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cray cray bonkers

Cray cray bonkers is a term created by a very special NPC, in which she uses to describe anything that is so unbelievably insane, there is not any other way to define this piece of tongue licking word.
My water is NOT IT.
It is NOT BUSSIN.
It’s CRAY CRAY BONKERS in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE.
by HAILEY2024 December 2, 2023
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Take a blinker

by Take a blinker January 17, 2024
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Sha-boing-boingery

Matt - Yoooo have you seen the new Ken Carson album? I fuck with it
Devon - You literally say that about every KC album that drops
Matt - But it's true
Mr. Damon - Boi, quit your sha-boing-boingery already and get yo ass to class
by WillOfDi February 21, 2024
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