Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.

Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."

by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019

hybrid bling

the symbols on a car which let people know that it is a hybrid

Dude I just got a prius; check out the hybrid bling on it.

by john a.l. April 9, 2009

US Bling Challenge

The US Bling Challenge is the name of a song which is a cover of Beethoven. The song was created by a tiktok acount and website for swimmers known as SwimOutlet. if you search the name up on tiktok you find the song which at the time of writing 91 swimmers have used it. the videos consist of swimmers flexing and cheering on other swimmers or team USA.

did you guys hear about the US Bling Challenge?

by kirbyboy999 June 28, 2023

diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.

Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.

by Ångström April 10, 2016

Booby Bling

Pasties designed to cover the nipple. Girls wear them at beaches in dance clubs and at adult parties. Also worn by Exotic Dancers

booby bling pasties as seen on web site popular on the lake. Seen in Lake Havasu City. Used in the Movie Paranha 3D

by suezq4 April 27, 2010

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017