Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

by Elizafox November 19, 2016

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly

Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??

by Andrew March 18, 2005

Betty

Term used to describe a female snowboarder.

Ignorant boy 1 - "Did you see that guy land that nine?"
Boy 2 - "Dude, that was a Betty!"

by NoPiece April 9, 2007

bettyswollock

some prick face twat who wears the same boxers and trousers for several days in the boiling heat then the dumb fuck decides to put shorts on over them.

"hey is that Neville!, yo dat dicks wearing a pair of shorts over his trousers" looks like dat nigga gonna have a case of "betty Swollocks"

by $lick M@c September 17, 2003

Betty Crocker

The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.

Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"

by HiRihanna October 18, 2011

betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 28, 2009

Betty white

When someone gives you a blowjob from behind you "Dick tucked" and as they suck you off one of your ass hairs tickles their nose and makes them sneeze into your ass. Thus making you shit and cum at the sametime

Dude you won't believe it but I got that stripper last night to give me a Betty White.

by Betty W June 13, 2018