Biotch

n. slang for bitch

1: hey sup my homie i be playin wit dat gurl ova therre
2: wich one u be wit?
1: the fucking fat biotch.
2: more cushin for the pushin

by Dana L November 25, 2003

Biodegrundable

An object or objects than can be easily sucked in by the grundle, or gooch, for later, such as money, weed, or anything else of that matter.

Hey Scotty, can I have that biodegrundable five dollar bill you stored in your grundle earlier?

by J-Man and the Brodster January 13, 2009

biology major

A major in nearly every college or university that was designed to ruin lives.

1: "Hey what's your major?"
2: "Biology major"
1: "OMGEPICFAIL. -_-"

by Jus102008 October 28, 2008

Biomechanics

Biomechanics studies people movement, because if they're not moving, they are dead.

Dude #1: "Hey dude, wake up, we gon' play some ball outside"
*Dude #2 lying motionless*
*Dude #1 starts crying because Dude #2 is dead because he's not moving and he Dude #1 can't study Dude #2's biomechanics*

by EddieHood March 24, 2008

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

Biowhore

A female premed biology major at a competitive university. Known for taking needlessly detailed and irrelevant notes, studying for hours on end (often focusing on minute details) and complaining non-stop in their neverending quest for an A. Usually of no higher than average intelligence, yet determined to make it to med school. Can be heard discussing schoolwork at all times of the day. Will get completely trashed following a test and hook up with anything that moves.

Average Student: Want to go party Friday night?
Biowhore: NO!!! Don't you know there's an organic chemistry test in two weeks?

Dude 1: We've got to go out tonight, after that killer orgo test this week the biowhores will be all over us!
Dude 2: Oh yeah, I'm getting me a biowhore!

by dspwu December 19, 2008

Biology

One of the most pointless classes you will ever take considering most people just don't care except for your teacher. Most people forget everything they were bitched to about when the school year or class ends.

Phospholipidss are amphipathic molecules containg hydrophobic and hydrophillic regions.

Are those some kind of drugs?

No it's biology...

I should shoot you

by BlackPowderMinusTheD January 4, 2010