Behzad

A) A person who is overweight but denies it. And then he calls skinny people cows.

B) A 12 year old boy who tries to show off his quote on quote strength by beating up on kids smaller and thinner than him.

C) A complete ass.

A) Josh: Hey behzad I way 50 pounds, how much do u weigh?
Behzad: 350 pounds, and by the way josh, u are a fat ass cow.
Josh:???

B) Josh: Behzad u see any girls u like?
Behzad: Yea* (*Starts punching josh in front of 17 year old)

C) Behzad: Hey im gonna ride my donkey to school.
Josh: Thats cool, im gonna ride my hairy behzad.

by joshcole87 January 6, 2013

beheading

A little bite on the nob, which, when penis is hard, a mark should be visible, this mark resembles a medieval beheading that has had to be repeated, giving it a to sectioned look (eg.--)

Man, yesterday this chick Lisa, she bitt down on my boy's cock, he said, it look like a beheading (aka beknobing), and it hurt like one too..

by P.M 19.95 November 11, 2009

Harry Belafonte

Although he first became famous for his recording of calypso hit The Banana Boat Song (“Day-O”), Harry Belafonte has for many years been a humanitarian activist, involved with such organizations as the United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) and the Peace Corps. His outspoken criticism of the U.S. involvement in the affairs of other countries has stirred up controversy more than once, but he continues to stand up for what he believes in and to exercise his right of free speech.

I thought Harry Belafonte was just a singer until I found out how hard he has worked for so long to help improve the lives of those less fortunate, without regard for his own personal comfort or safety.

by KathMac December 11, 2008

behzad

1. The evolutionary mistake that occurred when man evolved from monkey. physically disgusting, so unnaturally ugly that it has been recorded as the leading cause of sexual misconduct with animals 2. one who is responsible for destruction of all that is good and natural, causing pain, making little babies cry 3. also associated with homosexuality , or one who is in the freudian sense fixated on the anal stage.

Damn dude, did you see that Behzad??! I don't know what to do...i'm emotionally scarred...

by King Behzad May 4, 2006

Bela

A gay name for a boy who has a 1.5 in cock on hard and cries over not be able to be socially Active

Goddamn Bela is a faggot

by Tristenn1k October 30, 2019

my behated

another way of saying “my beloved”

“Goodbye, my behated.”

by amongussussy April 18, 2021

behaihachi-izzlenez

1.An exuberant compliment of a certain item, or person. Used only in extreme cases of joy and or love for this object.
2.A tea kettle

That mofo be da behaihachi-izzlenez son!

by J-man January 11, 2004