smol bean

Someone who is very child-like and adorable, often linked to a band or YouTuber fandom.

Tyler and Josh are such smol beans.
Dan and Phil are smol beans.

by I'm a Dalek April 09, 2017

bean juice

Cool way to say coffee

I'm so tired- I want some bean juice but I'm too lazy to make it.

by big da don June 13, 2019

bean flipper

A female who is a chronic masterbater.

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.

by John Warner August 18, 2006

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 01, 2006

The Mean Bean

A short, chubby, millennial, Mexican that is filled with a lack of accountability, entitlement issues, and blames it all on the gringo

"wow the mean bean sure is being a cunt today!"

by 0621 December 13, 2018

bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 06, 2009

Willy-bean

A clitoris that exceeds the length of 3 inches. Can be used for self-penetration, as you can fold it up your gash.

Get your Willy-bean out, Lacey!!!

by Nicole Herring June 18, 2008