31st base

oral sex performed over the phone where the guy sticks his dick in the phone and it comes out the other line into the chicks mouth. just like the cartoons, the real definition of phone sex

chick #1: i was talking to my bf the other night and before i knew it i found his dick in my mouth

chick #2: i hate it when those fucking telemarketers get the better of me

guy #1: 31st base is the new form of cyber bullying

by rodney foxx May 06, 2008

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100th base

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.

Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.

by Evil mike son of a bitch August 21, 2006

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29th base

receiving oral sex from a expanded blowfish underwater without an oxygen mask while a school of baby seahorses swim up your asshole and at the same time you are eating out a sealion while you are finger an octopus

Person 1: I heard izik tried to go to 29th base last night
Person 2: Ohhhh, thats why we're at this funeral

by Isaac Farnum July 03, 2010

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base rape

The act of attacking or laying seige to a base without attempting to capture it. This is often done in a way that the other team cannot fight back before being killed after spawning, usually in a vehicle or sometimes with a sniper rifle from a distance. It is usually done in a deathmatch style First Person Shooter

The chopper circled over and base raped our main base, then flew off when we finally did some damage. They didn't even try to take the flag.

by Brandon Rebuga September 05, 2006

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The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 24, 2009

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