Building trains

The action of laying multiple shit logs consecutively, so that they touch, in the same sit on a toilet.

Hey Melody what are you doing in the bathroom? “I’m building trains grandma, leave me alone.”

by Newman12 January 1, 2022

Building surveyor

A Building surveyor is a necessary hindrance to the building of a home. They are pedantic sycophants without a shred of common sense, and are incapable of making a determination without covering there ass or referring it to a Structural Engineer.

I thought my new home was infested with vermin, but it was even worse, a Building Surveyor was on site.

by Pencil498 May 25, 2022

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Apartment building

a hotel but the rooms keep someone hostage for longer

My friend lives in an apartment building

by Acroavio January 30, 2022

Moorfoot Building

aka "Aztek Temple" or "Dalek City", the Moorfoot Building is a massive ugly office building at the dodgy end of The Moor. The derelict fountain out front is a frequent meeting spot for smackheads.

Do you see that ugly Aztek Temple of a building? Thats the Moorfoot building.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 30, 2022

Enkai’s build and kill

a dead server
sanctuary was better

IHATEFAGGOTS11: hey do you play on enkai’s build and kill?
saneperson1233: hang yourself

by kinkydong69 April 8, 2022

Build a BBQ

Something you promise with no intention of ever carrying through.

Have you given your mate his drill back yet ?

Not yet. That's coming right after I build a BBQ for him. Lol.

by OverdueBBQ February 5, 2021