Dense Breast

a Feminist too stupid to realize everyone is accepting her rants just for the lulz and insilt material.

You know that sally b*tch? She one dense breast, man. Rant all night without knowing everyone pissing on her.

by pl crusty September 28, 2016

dense breast

Hard nips

She's got dense breast

by mc fattie September 29, 2016

Three breasted Eaglemonster

a very old, stinky crone with three breasts and extremely long underarm hair. Often seen in Tank tops. It makes noises like a rooster being castrated.

After seeing the three breasted Eagle monster, I seared my retinas with a fat joint to purge her from my eye's and memory.

by cletus&cooter August 01, 2003

breast implant intellectual

Pseudo-intellectual to the highest degree. Far beyond exhibiting fake intelligence, a breast implant intellectual uses high-level vocabulary incorrectly to sound smarter. They often post on social networking sites like tumblr. and Facebook about the literature (especially coming-of-age novels) that they are currently reading to appear more intelligent. In reality, breast implant intellectuals are the dumbest motherfucking posers on the planet.

Breast implant intellectual: so, as I somnambulated through the pages of The Perks of Becoming a Wallflower, I realized that the acquiescence of the defenestratory characterization really brought out the internal struggles of the characters.
People who are actually smart: wtf srsly

by lolizzy August 02, 2012

Dense Breast

Dense Breast. What more could you say?

Girl: Hi!!! :3
Guy: Hey girll you single?
Girl: i dont have any money :/
Guy: Dense breast titties ass mothafukka

by Kurisutofā Kenkō September 28, 2016

Passive Aggressive Breasts

Occurs when one breast is used to slap your face while the other just hangs there.

Last night, that girl had passive aggressive breasts. My face still hurts.

by UghlyMan November 25, 2013

Breast Milk

Creamy goodness that replace cum and babys like it because that it comes from there mommy's titys.

Dave: Dam bro, wanna suck on mommy's breast milk that's infected with breast cancer? Joey: Ya man, they be creamy and creamy on my tip of my mushroom stick.

by Balls and testicles July 04, 2022