Sea birds

A white girl who likes to fuck Hispanic guys

Did you see and nice sea birds at the bar

Sea birds by Urban Dick 445 January 26, 2022

The birds and the corn flake 

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

The birds and the corn flake by Xerts March 14, 2022

Nighttime Birds 

Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”

Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*

Nighttime Birds by Regina Jolene April 13, 2022

the birds and the bees 

how babys are made
up in vagina
and dicks

mom what are the birds and the bees

the birds and the bees by adfstdyuibh June 1, 2022

Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine

guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead

Ashbourne Birds by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022

Free Birds 

The movie of all time. It was released back in 2013 and is still epic even almost a decade later. It is better than Morbius and The Rise of Gru combined.

When the turkey said "WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU", my life completely changed. I now have a job and a loving family. Thank you, Free Birds

Free Birds by BorritoGuy December 10, 2022

pet birds 

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes

friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."

pet birds by yesiwannadie December 28, 2022