Twist a Biscuit

To roll a blunt. As used by Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Yo man, let me just twist a biscuit up in here.

by 780N3 February 17, 2010

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.

Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

biscuitholic

well it means that someone who is addicted to biscuits. the holic part comes from alcoholic as in someone who is addicted to alcohol

friend 1: how many biscuits do you need megan ?
friend ": yeah megan you look lik a biscuitholic

by GreenDayLoverforever August 30, 2009

bischlepathy

When bitches aint gotta say shit

*two girls glance at each other...and laugh*
Some dude- Damn, deez bitches know fuckin bischlepathy or some shit.

by Legenjerry October 21, 2015

biscuit down a hallway

The biscuit represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous asshole. Usually due to the fact that the man or woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the anus walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with Chris is like throwing a biscuit down a hallway. I don't know how anyone can make gravy from this.

by BewbADHD June 19, 2016