Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014
Get the Battle Whale mug.Battle Time is when a fight too fast for the human eye is slowed down to the viewers level. Think Dragonball, Naruto, most shonan anime. Most acts in these shows are described as fast but to us appear slow or average.
Fan 1: Ha, Frieza doesn't know what minutes are. This fight has been going on for 5 hours more like.
Fan 2: Thats just "battle time", 5 minutes could be 5 hours if you move fast enough. Would you rather they just put a 5 minute clip of sound with the shockwaves like the minute they did back in Dragonball fights instead?
Fan 2: Thats just "battle time", 5 minutes could be 5 hours if you move fast enough. Would you rather they just put a 5 minute clip of sound with the shockwaves like the minute they did back in Dragonball fights instead?
by Helpful_Vaporeon April 8, 2019
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Get the Battle Ground mug.a homosexual sex game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their penises and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the homosexual sex game the loser has to give the winner a blowjob but the game can also determine who is bottom, who's cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the "chill dudes" from the "gay fags". origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.
(homosexual version)" hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!"
(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
by sue donime August 20, 2013
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person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."
person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"
by pmill053 August 14, 2011
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Get the Battle royal mug.A small city it South West Washington that is currently going to shit. A lot of Weed, heroin addicts and Juul addicts . Also stay away from BGHS and the skatepark.
by Papermaker3 January 31, 2019
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