distancial awareness

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k

Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy

Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car

by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!

For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

by TheOneForHer February 21, 2009

Triple Dipper Award

An award given to any employee of a "Chill-es" restaurant that has has sex with at least 3 of the current or past male staff.....referencing the popular app.
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Keith : yea she's pretty chill man, i think she's coming to the party with me Saturday....

Fred: dude you know how many triple dipper awards that girl has? may as well be a party platter

by kcin568 February 12, 2010

Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.

A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.

by Spillpickle August 26, 2015

Tik Tok Awarness Month

The month that nobody cares about Tik Toks

Paul: Hey look at this Tik Toks

Me: No it's October which is Tik Tok Awarness Month

Me again: Please stop watching them and showing me them, I'm honestly concerned about you

by baldguy97 October 17, 2019