I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.
by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009
Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.
Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!
(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)
Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦
Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!
(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)
Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦
Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!
by Crowsfan91 January 05, 2020
by russel300c September 25, 2007
by scoot82 April 15, 2010
The act of putting peanut butter on your penis and allowing a dog to lick it off. Regular or chunky is acceptable.
Pete disappeared from the party and we thought he passed out. Later we found him getting an australian labradoodle in the kitchen.
by Ron T. October 19, 2007
by Jack Muffmcdiver May 10, 2006
Contains Canberra, Australia's Capital City.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.
Also known as the fireworks and porn capital of Australia
Notoriously political place. Exciting for people between the ages of 35-90+
Located between Sydney and Melbourne where anyone under the age of 35 goes to when they have free time to avoid spending time in the ACT.
I just spent a few days down in Canberra, in the Australian Capital Territory. It's the only City in Australia where you can buy both Porn and Fireworks. Those are two things you never EVER want to get mixed up. We're talking serious testical burn
by squidlydidly January 27, 2010