August 12

If you don’t own a cat, go buy one! It’s national cat day! Save cats from all those horrible things!

John: you don’t have a cat.
Christi:yeah, why?
John: it’s August 12th.
Christi: no-

by skirt skurt November 03, 2019

August 27

National dog day time to celebrate your dog

August 27 is national dog day

by Minion&otter August 27, 2019

august 5th

A birthday of a gentle and gorgeous person, and make sure you get her something from the heart

Wow it’s August 5th I got to say happy birthday to her

It’s her day!

by Mayflower~marissa April 04, 2018

August 17

National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking

Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms

by Xxxdeadlyghostxxx October 17, 2019

august 22

National kill people day

Kets kill people on august 22

by Gsbenjf April 12, 2018

August 29

The day when the cutest boy was born. Cold hearted but cares for his love ones. He’s soft for his girlfriend.

“Awwh he’s cute to her”

“Yea he was born on August 29th”

by Kavlac October 16, 2019

August 30th

1. August 30th is the day where all the gods align and create millions of perfect children. People born before this day are flawed and people born after are flawed. August 30th is a day of perfection and serenity. Anyone born on this day is special and should be treated accordingly. Most 30 people are kind to some, ruthless in many ways, determined, happy, confused and selfless. These people are also smart and intuitive. The 30th is not too little like the 28th or 29th and it's not too much like the 31st

2.Deliverance from Imperfection

3.Day of Perfection

It's August 30th. Celebrate the day of perfection

by Phenomenal 30 October 17, 2019