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Shnart Attack

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019
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Kak-Attack

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming
Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP
by Spedwagon July 30, 2019
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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
by _____Fleur November 23, 2009
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Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023
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Khillary Attack

The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.
"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"
by your boiyo December 4, 2016
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Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011
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Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.
I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.
by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018
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