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assphyxiation

when they have your face in their ass and they decide to suffocate you
assphyxiation happened when she sat on my face
by asterisaliteralidiot February 1, 2026
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Alphys

The wife of tweetertweers
"I am alphys's malewife"
-Tweetertweers
by chefgaming August 6, 2025
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ashy dick

Ashy Dick (noun)

Meaning: A bottom-tier, good-for-nothing, chronically dusty man. The type who got no goals, no hustle, no hygiene, no respect, and still walk around like somebody should take him serious. A man whose whole existence feels unfinished, unmoisturized, and unnecessary
“Bro is the ultimate ashy dick—a full-time disappointment with part-time effort.”

“He talk big but move like an ashy dick—dry energy, broke mindset, zero value.”

“Ain’t nobody worried about him. He’s an ashy dick with opinions, that’s it.”
by boimans November 30, 2025
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Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.
by Hairyanus August 10, 2015
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bug ashy

Bug ahsy is a very cool person and bee loves them
bee: hey look! its bug ashy!
bug ashy: hello bee!
by beeissupercool June 2, 2021
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Kitchen asphalt

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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