Bear's arse

Anything that is really rough. Usually the feelings you get the morning after a hardcore drinking session.

I'm feeling as a rough as a bear's arse.

You look as rough as a bear's arse.

by Codein October 10, 2009

arse burger

said when something doesn't go quite right

Oh arse burger!

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!

"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

by joby read January 15, 2008

Ho-arse

A girl of Irish origin, looking to stand out in society. wording arises from Irish love of american culture

Hey boy she's nothing but a ho-arse, look at her with that silver tie , trying to stick out

by pogi1alan August 7, 2006

arse hole

the english way of saying ass hole!
it basically means that your a great big git all the time or at the time the person said it to you

_______ is an arse hole
quite being an arse hole

by Nichole Whyte March 23, 2007

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007