anxiety

Just that feeling when you are having a great time then suddenly you go numb and you don’t wish to talk anymore, and if someone talks to you you have a hard time answering not because you don’t know the answer simply because you’re not able to move your lips because the mere thought of doing that is exhausting in itself.

i’m sorry i didn’t y’all much today, my anxiety got in the way

by AlphaBravoTangoMango September 30, 2019

Crypto-anxiety

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.

This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.

by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023

Pack Anxiety

A feeling of anxiety while waiting for your next package to land.

New packs boutta be fire bro but I cant hang tonite; got that pack anxiety

by Fineman101 April 24, 2021

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

Anxiety

Can be used when talking about an ugly high pony.

"is this high pony cute or is it giving anxiety?"

by I love akito August 2, 2024

anxiety

The topological surface area of a dialectic one did not have.

The surface area of a complex number.

Anxiety is the surface area of decisions that were made for you; before you got a chance to make them for yourself.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022

Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023