me: daaaaaamn Alexa you listen to Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
by urvot August 18, 2022

She does not care about herslef, but only for herslef. She is not very rich. She looks like a bunny and a goldfish. Her favorite drink is pee. This is why her hair is so yellow. She is pretty popular but only for her male sources. She is also pretty poor. And fugly. Everyone secretly hates her and she hides her feelings. When people say mean stuff about her she acts like she does not care although she really does. Her style is aesthetic but yet still all over the place and ugly. She is the fakest and sassiest person you will ever meet. Try to avoid her!!! She is partly german and american.
Nerd: “Hey, did you make out with Alexa last night?”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
Other nerd: “Yeah bro, it was lit, but her mouth tastes like pee.
Nerd: ”Yikes, I would never wanna date that fake ass girl”
by Geile Chick February 25, 2019

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by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

One of the smartest people on earth and is so kind. They are very funny. They are the life of the party and there life is more organized then mine will ever be.
by Human 159 June 20, 2022

The sexiest queen in the world to ever exist and her birthday is September 1st. She always smells good and radiates a light yellow-pink ombré aura. All the guys flock to her and her body is coffee because tea isn’t strong enough to describe it. She doesn’t tolerate bs and has a motherly vibe to her. She is caring and open-minded, not being quick to hate. She is kind and cares for all of her friends. If you know an Alexa, cherish her.
by poopypumpkin May 26, 2025

by Assdffhfhuvnghh October 8, 2019
