longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

The Day after tomorrow

Quite possibly the worst film ever made, You get: Dennis Quaid with a bad dye job, New York getting a thorough high colonic (By Mr Freeze) and the best junk science the Hollywood elites can muster. In general, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" with an exhorbitant effects budget>

I have had better written bowel movements than "The Day After Tomorrow".

by mj_oblio November 6, 2004

the gay after pill

1. the day after pill. Nicknamed thus, because getting a girl pregnant or having unprotected sex may be considered uncool and "gay".

2. a metaphorical pill which is taken after having sexual relations "by mistake" with a person of the same sex.

1. Doug: yeah we had sex without a rubber. But it's cool 'cause she got the day after pill.
Greg: you mean "the gay after pill".

2. Jerry: dude, I can't believe that I blew that guy. I was so drunk. I think I need "the gay after pill".

by el huervo March 24, 2010

after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

after dinner special

The act of donkey punching another person, with vomit, while in the act of intercourse.

"I dont know what was in that burrito last night, but I ended up giving that hooker an after dinner special."

by BizzareBuddah April 17, 2010

After-Midnight Munchies

The insane hunger that starts to creep up on you the longer you stay up after midnight. By the time it gets to 3, maybe 4am, you're completely ravenous.

Kayla and I decided to pull an all-nighter, but her mom caught us grabbing snacks at 2am and told us to go to bed. Damn After-Midnight Munchies!

by PracticeSafeLunch August 6, 2010

after every meal

a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "Floss your teeth after every meal."

Tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal.

That girl is the school slut, she has sex after every meal.

by Dashaun94 March 20, 2012