by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
Get the 1-10 female atractiveness scale mug.Attracticefemaletits is a disease where a large worm, typically the length of the infected's flaccid penis, will erect from the male infected crotch and create a bulge in the infected's pants when attractive females are observed. The worm is linked with the brain and renders the disease completely incurable.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
Upon initial infection, the worm arises from the crotch and inside the penis, then proceeds to take the shape of it. When an attractive female is found, it will thicken and push forward, forming a bulge in the infected's pants. When an attractive female is no longer present, it will fall back and return to normal size.
Doctors call the awakening of the worm "getting an erection."
When the disease's symptoms arise, it can only be treated with time or with an unattractive female. It is commonly spelled Attractivefemaleitis, but this is false. It's meant to be spelled as Attractivefemaletits, as it was directly derived from the Greeks that found the disease.
John has been caught getting an erection while staring at Jenny, his hot coworker.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
John: "Whoops, I'm sorry. I can't control it. I have Attractivefemaletits. I'll just fix that."
John looks towards Jasmine, his ugly coworker. Instantly, the worm disappears.
by Iamprotog3nt April 12, 2020
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by Attractivegirl_stan June 11, 2021
Get the attractivegirl_ mug.AttractiveCreations otherwise known as Ezekiel is EMT Student who enjoys playing on the Roblox platform. He is interested in roleplay and enjoys roleplaying as a law enforcement official but most recently has used his knowledge as a EMT student and transferred that to Roblox where is pursuing a career on Roblox to become a paramedic within Roblox. In the past AttractiveCreations was Phoenix8871 before changing his name, AttractiveCreations was a Captain of Internal Affairs for Silver Pines EMS Company. Silver Pines EMS Company was a whitelisted company apart of ERR (Emergency Responders Roleplay) AttractiveCreations also served as a internal affairs director for a large community of over 7K Discord users, his assigned job was to find any corruption, unprofessionalism, immaturity, eliminate it and hire the best staff possible. Before AttractiveCreations career within internal affairs, it was said that he served with SCFD (Stapleton County Fire Department) for a short period of time. It was also said that he served within FDPW (Firestone Department of Public Works) and FDOT (Firestone Department of Transportation) before he was banned from the State of Firestone Discord for mass ping. AttractiveCreations also served alongside Blaadam & BattleVemon within the State of Marigold. AttractiveCreations is most active in SouthernEnforcement's Mano and serves within CTPD as a Lieutenant in Silver Command. AttractiveCreations also serves as the Deputy Director in CTPD ATP.
by UrbanMonsterMashMan November 3, 2021
Get the AttractiveCreations mug.A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful
On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five
by Capshelby01 September 19, 2016
Get the Female attractiveness scale (1-10) mug.A scale usually used by men determining how good looking a woman is. With 1 being the ugliest and 10 the prettiest.
Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."
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by DeFINnneer August 26, 2016
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On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
by commie229 August 27, 2016
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