Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

amy-ness

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

by estellanutella August 23, 2022

amy santiago

Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!

Is that Amy Santiago? I heard that she owned two graphing calculators... sad...

by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Amy Forster

That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.

Ugh.. I wish I knew an AMY FORSTER
My girlfriend is an AMY FORSTER
AMY FORSTER!!!

by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022

fat amy

an aca-awesome singer with a fat heart

"You call yourself Fat Amy?"
"Yeah so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back"

by thefirstintern October 26, 2015

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

Amirah/Ami

Amirah is an Arabic name that literally translates to queen/princess/leader she is an amazing/funny friend. Sometimes her jokes and sarcastic comments will leave you speechless and crying with laughter! Don’t mess with an Amirah because she will probably slap you! She is a lovely friend and a natural leader, if you find an Amirah then don’t be mean to her or else...

Amirah/Ami is a force not to be reckoned with, she’s my boo!

by Funndcuddles November 6, 2019