is not funny.
by hard erect dong master June 03, 2020
by ReadyLife November 18, 2018
when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing
e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"
r: "amy-ness (of course)"
r: "amy-ness (of course)"
by estellanutella August 23, 2022
Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!
by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 06, 2018
That one girl who is so beautiful, amazing and pretty that every guy in a 3 mile radius sees her radiance and looks at her in complete awe. She's extremely kind and always tries to help others. She's the type of person to have her favourite colour as Blue and try help everyone she can. She's also really shy and introverted but everyone loves her. She's truely the most amazing girl you could ever meet. Although she comes across as really nice she also tends to go for the stupid boys because she knows that they're better than everyone else. She's also that type of girl to be super smart at literally everything and everyone wishes they could be as smart as her but they all know they could never be as smart as her. She has a really good sense of humor and she laughs a lot, her laugh sounds like a kettle but everyone loves it.
by NotAmyForster February 13, 2022
by thefirstintern September 10, 2015
by Need That For My Math Class March 01, 2022