Table addict

Someone who packages so much heroin for street sale that contact with the drug causes them to become addicted, even though they don't inject or snort it deliberately.

At her sentencing hearing, Kimberly McIntosh told the federal judge that she had cut and processed so much heroin during her time as comptroller for the Black Guerilla Family that she become addicted, even though she's not a user.

"So you're a table addict," the judge replied.

by stuntmidget January 16, 2012

hoody addicted

A person who always walk around with a hood on their head.

Tara can not go anywhere without a hood up on her head because she is hoody addicted.

by The Oracle 7 May 22, 2016

addicted to vape

Can’t stop breathing in hell juices made in china to killpeople

Hey bro wanna vape

Mmmmmm yeah cancer but it’s mango flavoured

Im now addicted to vape

by Eddusrandom June 23, 2022

Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.

My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.

by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020

Fortnite Addict

A kid that has fortnite as his only game, is over-entitled and also is the most toxic thing you will see. They will also throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about the game that they worship like a god. (Mostly 7-16 years old, will flex their “wins” and “build skills”)

Oh my god, little Timmy is SUCH a Fortnite addict,
I know right? He has it as is only game!

by Bilo.exe July 22, 2020

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018