Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.
by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020
Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
Coz every night I will make it right.
And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017
An endangered governing system.
All power on the king.
Easy to be abdicated.
The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.
The King's children are his successors.
Used to dominate most of the world's government.
All power on the king.
Easy to be abdicated.
The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.
The King's children are his successors.
Used to dominate most of the world's government.
by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023
The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 29, 2022