happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

Shaft sister

When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy

Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"

by badbitch123456 January 30, 2021

shaft licker

A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like

That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.

by Sir Dingle Berry April 20, 2015

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

shaft dip

When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.

"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me

by Large Hang October 22, 2009

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011