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Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.
I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.
by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020
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Circus tent

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.
"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."
by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020
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Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.
That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.
by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025
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Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.
He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!
by Motomusic May 31, 2019
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Volleyball Tent

A tent where a bunch of gay men are hitting their balls off each other like a game of volleyball
Jon: whoa dude did u hear about the volleyball tent game tonight?
Ken: noo dude but y wld I care I'm not gay
Jon: I'll let u noe how it goes then man
by ChristieSan June 25, 2010
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not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content
Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent
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