Alternative name for a Woodlouse. The name seems to derive from the South West counties of England. Everybody else thinks we are loonies for calling them this, but I think its cute!
by Chucky Pig Lover March 5, 2009

by Lil Pepper December 4, 2007

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.
Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Noun.
One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'
One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'
'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'
'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'
'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'
by Slut Bum Wallah October 15, 2013

by Shelby A April 11, 2007

by Lewis Bradley January 8, 2009

Selfish greedy rich people who want and get more and more money for only themselves without any consideration for anyone or anything else.
by jogils May 7, 2009
