That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
“No what?”
“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
Get the lukemug. 
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Get the Lukemug. by the grey sisters July 2, 2020
Get the Lukemug. A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.
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Get the lukemug.