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Egg Tank

The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.
THIS IS EGGTANK!
Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.
Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!
Dude 3: lolz
by xLunarSerenadex April 1, 2008
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Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge
-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!
by urpapi October 5, 2010
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tank girl

A really amazing comic/graphic novel series about a hot punk girl with a bihawk who is in love with her tank also accompanied by a nerdy plane obsessed god named jet. Tank Girl goes on killing rampages and makes sweet love to a kangaroo-human.

Also a movie .that i own. from 1995 where tank girl is played by lori petty. Although the tank girl is not portrayed quite the same in the movie as the comics. nevertheless an awesome movie with great flashes of comic based animation.
by lauren27334 December 28, 2005
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dank tank

a container, usually a glass mason jar, that is used to hold high quality marijuana. the marijuana within also takes on the 'dank tank' as its primary nam.
Pancho! I just got some Dank Tank get ready like what!
by Androp September 24, 2006
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Cock Tank

A group of males, usually 4 or more packed tightly into a vehicle. Typically are desperately hunting for a piece of ass riding the strip.
"Did you see those 8 guys packed into that jeep?" "Yeah...what a cock tank."
by BJStudd December 20, 2008
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tank you

If you think this is a misspelling of thank you your wrong. Tank you means you want someone to be ether exploded of crushed by a tank.
Tank you! BANG
by 888899990000000 April 27, 2021
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Shark Tank

The "Shark Tank" refers to HP Pavilion in San Jose, Ca. It's home to the popular San Jose Sharks hockey franchise which played it's first NHL game at the "Shark Tank" around 1993.
Dude, the "Shark Tank" was rocking last night when they won in overtime.
by Shark fan May 9, 2006
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