rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.

The election was a complete rooster up.

by zmp February 10, 2005

Silky Rooster

When you sit on your man's face during a heavy period.

It was that time of the month, but we were drinking enough that she gave me a silky Rooster.

by PhatFuk November 23, 2023

rooster spotting

When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".

Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD

by Sam_Antics December 1, 2016

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.

That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!

by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020