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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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the young rooster

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
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Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster
I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster
by Awooke September 26, 2019
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for the roosters

I love that shit! It's for the roosters.
by Roosteroono November 25, 2021
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Red rooster

A place that gives you gastro red rooster is a takeaway shop the is arrogant hates Israel gives people gastro has lots of swearing music the food is half a star it’s that atrocious
Red rooster is crapahola
by Gtasafan May 11, 2025
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Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.
Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.
by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011
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Red Rooster

Go to twitch and search deadmanchubz and ask him to eat red rooster
My name is deadmanchubz and i love red rooster chicken
by CucumberJoe September 6, 2022
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