monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.

Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.

by ohnozura April 8, 2017

Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.

Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.

by shooter magee July 22, 2016

Fun Monster

A fun monster is a mythological creature that comes out 4 months a year in Belmar. This monster has uncontrollable power to make people frolic and pump their fists. Studies are taking place to make the monster have fun in places other than belmar.

Mike: "We had such a good time at D'jais last night with you"
Suzanne: "That's because i'm the fun monster"

by Pengussy November 2, 2010