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all messed up

that person is all messed up, look at him flouncing around
by intherealknow February 15, 2012
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soy tofu mess

dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"
Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.
by yobobjoe November 7, 2010
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Don't mess with texas

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!
by The Awesome March 28, 2005
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Cuban Hot Mess

usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.
by your lovely father July 14, 2010
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dont mess with texas

George bush is de-1337 of ur face and will kill kerrys donkey face, iraqis must die, and they r so yay for bush. now kerry will drink his urine cuz now he has to kiss bushs' ass
by HellSing March 28, 2005
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Boo Boo the Mess

1. a person, place or object that does not meet regular standards of beauty.

2. A feeling of extreme discomfort.

3. A verb describing someone of the opposite sex that is not up to par.
" Damn Ashley, did you see Mark today? He was looking like Boo Boo the mess! "

" Raymon tried to fuck me into the bed last night. I feel like Boo Boo the Mess today..."
by Miss Allen June 11, 2008
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mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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