To eliminate family members standing in the way of your affair, the way Jolly Joseph (the infamous Indian serial killer) did, preferably using cyanide poisoning.
Your childhood crush is now married with kids? It's okay, let's "jolly it".
I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.
I hate my husband. Sometimes I wonder if I should "jolly it" all and run away with someone else.
by #mallu_tingz February 4, 2024
Get the Jolly it mug.Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays
Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…
Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
Get the Jolly joyride mug.by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010
Get the jolly juicer mug.A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!
Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
Get the Cyrus Jolly mug.The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*
Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause
the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.
Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.
by LocNilla May 7, 2023
Get the Jolly Feltcher mug.A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with
by User18425495 June 28, 2022
Get the max jolly mug.slightly above Bog standard. whilst not depressed you are not over joyed.
phrase Coined by Matt Kelleher
phrase Coined by Matt Kelleher
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