Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

Alexander Hamilton

my name is alexander hamilton

Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton

by theblueytimes February 1, 2025

Karissa Hamilton

The most beautiful girl on this earth, she always knows how to make you smile, and has great booty. Everything about her is perfect.

Karissa Hamilton is my girl

by Phantomleviathan June 24, 2023

louis hamilton

this may or may not be the name of a popular formula 1 racer.

"Did you hear what Louis Hamilton did yesterday?" "No, I didn't, what happened?" "I forgot"

by bigmonkeys14 February 27, 2023

Hamilton High School

Hamilton high school is a school in Sussex, Wi. Other than the concerning amount of gun threats, this school is extremely superior to the falls.

Me: I’m going to transfer to Hamilton High School.

The whole student section: FTF!

by MrHoffmansShinyHead March 11, 2023

George Hamilton

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.

Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.

by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025

George Hamilton

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.

Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025