Edgy boy who only wears checkered Van's he steals and jumps his grandmas minivan and red lines his honda civic down the street
Friend: what's that noise
Gavin Hamilton:*going 90mph in a 25 as he hits a school kid crossing the street*
Gavin Hamilton:*going 90mph in a 25 as he hits a school kid crossing the street*
by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

Hamilton is a pretty chill dude, with some weird parents. He is a solid 6/10, but makes up for it in athleticism and loyalness. He is basically the resting face of mankind.
Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably
by Pookie April 21, 2005

by original_hams April 14, 2024

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
