Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

by shalala88 December 15, 2008

Seattle Drunk

To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey

by caps_fan74 January 26, 2013

butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in

I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted

by Teeny tiny weenie May 20, 2016

acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.

Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk

by the observer of the party June 06, 2010

Loser Drunk

When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville

Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was

by Sternpe1 March 31, 2016

Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

by Shake_360 July 26, 2011