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The Roast Game

The Fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.
The Roast Game is pretty simple First ask any family member "what is special about a holiday roast?"The family member would have the tendency to guess assumptively "Ham" "Turkey" "Beef" You say "no" to the family member Then you ask them "who or what do you think is special? "The family member says "I believe that children are special" You respond "So, you eat children for a Christmas roast? "The family member would freak out at you because he knew that the family ate children and he is surprised that you knew it too. The whole point of the game is to get your point across, which is the idea that the family eats children as their Christmas roast, and you interview and prove your common knowing and realizing of the idea or tradition that families have. If they freak out, they already admitted it.

Asides, it is easily provable by the fact that The Roast Game itself is easy proof that families were eating their own children after slaughtering them. After they slaughtered them they did this process where they skin the children, take out any fecal matter or anything inedible to humans, slice the right meat parts off like the "roast" meat, de-bacterialize the meat, season it, then cook it, after cooking it, they eat the children. That is my proof, which is the logical explanation of the truth that is found out in The Roast Game. Which to be honest, is absolutely mind blowing.
by BM99 August 30, 2018
mugGet the The Roast Gamemug.

pot roast

A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.
The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.
by philipb January 14, 2008
mugGet the pot roastmug.

Roast Beef

A really loose girls vagina. When he cunt folds over itself and it's all brown n crusty.
I saw this girl the other day and she was sooo hot!! She actually let me go down on her but when i found out she had roast beef i threw her out the window
by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004
mugGet the Roast Beefmug.

roast a pig

when haveing a threesome, one guy is recieving head while the other gets anal. i.e. pig on a spit
1. "lets call this bitch up and roast a pig."
2. "Come through were gonna roast a pig."
by mattneesy May 19, 2004
mugGet the roast a pigmug.

Pit Roasted

The act of getting so drunk that you forget your own existence.
Bro I’m about to get pit roasted tonight.
by RyDiamond September 25, 2019
mugGet the Pit Roastedmug.

Slow Roast

When someone drinks a little at a time slowly becoming drunk but remaining drunk for a longer amount of time
by ClubPenguin April 6, 2015
mugGet the Slow Roastmug.

Pig Roast

A comedy event where comedians get together, and make fun of police officers
Guy 1: Oh man, that Pig Roast was fucking hilarious!
Guy 2: I know right!? You see how mad that cop got? That was classic!
by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018
mugGet the Pig Roastmug.

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