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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.
"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"
by Mombudsman May 27, 2022
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cuban triangle

Me and the boys were playing games and it turned into a cuban triangle
by agrisv February 10, 2021
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cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year
by not jason kidd April 10, 2023
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cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.
Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.
by Le Wease July 29, 2024
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Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
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