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Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021
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Crunchy Pie

by CarlitosE June 10, 2018
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Crunchy

You trash
You sound crunchy.
by BasicAsses May 27, 2018
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Crunchy

Used to describe someone ratchet, ugly and or stank.
“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
by novamoons December 10, 2023
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crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
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crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)
Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”
by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022
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