grabbing ass

Grabbing ass: means to hold someone ass with tenderness and affection.
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by Grabbing ass August 22, 2017

ass panther

derogative slang for homosexual men. meaning a dude who stalks another dudes pooper for his own pleasure.

guy#1Dude why has Jim been following that new guy around work all day? Its kinda creepy.

guy #2Cause Jim is a friggin ass panther.

by motofireeater January 10, 2010

ass discharge

The discharge that is secreted from the anus

Bigs: Yo can you hang tonight?
Deuce: Na man, I gotta lotta ass discharge to take care of.

by DeuceFactor October 6, 2013

ass twinkie

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger

Chad is an ass twinkie.

by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

ass jousting

When two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others ass. A less fun version involves a male and female. Also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.

Dude: Hey Ben I've been craving some ass jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?

Ben: Me too my butt's felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?

by googenmcblaxton September 19, 2012

ass schnitzle

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

by Penelope January 17, 2004

Ass Laugh

1. v. To laugh while shaking your behind, sometimes used to mock another person's joke or remark. Also has been known to happen without the laughee without his/her knowledge on occasion. 2. n. A laugh seemingly to have originated from someone's ass.

So how did it go with your Boothang?" "Not too well man, she totally ass laughed at me.

by JaPandaMafia September 2, 2010