Billi Bros

Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.

MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”

Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”

by Frustrated_Driver December 31, 2024

broed

when you get tag teamed by your bros

often you can not walk the next day and will need anal surgery

bro Vitali got broed so hard in his sleep that he is in a wheel chair like Stephen Hawking

by doseSKLZ October 21, 2021

Bro dead

When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s

Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead

by Bro dead June 05, 2020

bro fund

The act of borrowing money from a "bro" when short on cash knowing it will be paid back in full.

Bro 1: drinks?
Bro 2: nah dog I'm more broke than the Maccys ice-cream machine!
Bro 1: Bro fund?
Bro 2: yeah sweet bro I'll get them in next time!

by TheAbominableVapeman December 27, 2016

Bro-lepathy

The act of understanding, or mentally hearing in one's mind, the words or implication of a brother(brotha, bro, broski, brocephus, broseidon) even if not in the immediate vicinity.

"yeah buddy"
"Did you say it like yeeeeeah buddy?"
"Yup"
"Whoa..... bro-lepathy"

by JT_of house state farm May 06, 2018

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

saturdays are for the bros

Not bros

Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros

by Urwrongbsilvs August 15, 2017