slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛

Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

by abril fatface June 6, 2019

meat-sweats

Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.

Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.

by Head Office Space June 6, 2019

Dog meat

A white woman who has been penetrated by a black man.

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.

Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.

by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019

Meat

A males Dick

I beat my meat

by Lil Barnicles number 1 fan June 10, 2019