Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

John

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

by gusisbus April 21, 2021

John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

russian john cena

Good meme

Russian john cena is a good meme.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022

Adam John Oates

Shit prick how can't finish his chances in pro clubs what a wank stain like

Person 1: Adam John Oates JUST PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING NET

by Gayasnuggetlover42069 November 26, 2024

John Tyler Gray

John tyler gray.

He is a giant

He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)

He is inlove with Beckham Lu.

We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute

John Tyler Gray is so cute

John Tyler Gray loves his girlfriend

by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017