chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

Chocolate House

A bar or place of residence, where it is "Raining Men" of the chocolate decent.

"Hey, Lets go to the chocolate house! I need to get my jungle fever cured!"

by Joe navy October 26, 2016

Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013

Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Chocolate

A food in the form of a paste or solid block made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. Originated in Central America. Invented by Joseph Fry

Yummy!! This bar of chocolate is so delicous

by F10986 March 5, 2019

purified chocolate

The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy

by Fogly September 27, 2017

Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

by Jale Doris March 26, 2022