cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.

Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.

by J Sitton April 21, 2024

bday cake pic

When a hot teenage girls sends a pic of her butt to someone for their birthday

Idk what to get him for his birthday, maybe I'll send him bday cake pics

by Thebuttlover July 01, 2017

flossy cake

A vagina

Wow you have a nice flossy cake.

by Aussiebogan69 March 31, 2018

f-cakes

An expression of true disgust, usually used when playing counter-strike.

Oh! F-Cakes! I died again!

by shuretyringtafiureitout April 03, 2009

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 24, 2021