CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO April 04, 2018

Salmon Cake

When a woman from Alaska has a remarkable posterior.

Yeah Alaska was great, I got some Salmon Cake while I was there.

by Aero L December 09, 2022

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake

There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period

by Pound caker April 06, 2017

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 30, 2018

pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 09, 2024

Shame Cake

A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.

After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.

by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 22, 2018

Wisconsin Cheese Cakes

Corrine White's pussywad. Yummy

Lets eat some Wisconsin Cheese cakes

by cheesecakes_of_wisconsin May 24, 2020