Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
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Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist
man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
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Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.
I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.
by Sokklas July 18, 2025
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Cool beans

Popularized in the 2010's by Urban teens in Palm Beach county and South Florida Area

Meaning sounds good or can be used in the sarcastic way as well
Hey Jesse the food is ready ! Sam replied "cool beans"
by MichaelSmith26262626 May 11, 2022
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Beans

When a nigga wanna eat this what he turn to.
Guy in hospital bed, "I ain't feelin so good my nigga." Guy that is looking at other guy, "Eat beans, beans nutritious."
by anonymous399 June 15, 2018
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