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National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums
Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day
by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist
slap royale and detonator fucking suck
by Mxghty December 7, 2024
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crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
by AnnabelS February 11, 2015
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slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum
by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020
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Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.
Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)
by JC1190 August 20, 2013
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Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021
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