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sluts before nuts

the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.
Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?

Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts
by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017
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michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.
I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.
by realnigga16 August 16, 2017
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Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.
They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Phatest brain nut

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.
by yourmothergay August 23, 2018
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Nut ass bitch

A person who seem really cool that you fuck with , then they start doing weird op shit towards u and still wanna act like your friends
Hey I miss you do you miss me?

What no you speak to me for real.

Ok fuck you pussy That’s why I fucked your friend

You a nut ass bitch stop hitting my line
by Dr.playedyourself September 5, 2018
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Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!
Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises
by Jfaulken June 6, 2018
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Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.
oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in
by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022
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